9.11.2006

Age and Experience

This meme is all the more timely for me since my optometrist recently recommended that I start wearing bifocals. Since I'm so fucking old, this meme gives me an opportunity to share the wisdom of my advanced years.

Meme originated here. Thanks, Gloriane!

7 Ways Age and Experience Have Changed Me
  • I don't care as much anymore that I be universally liked, or liked at all.
  • I have less frequent moments of intense rage.
  • I no longer believe in God or "life" after death.
  • I write more prose than poetry.
  • I no longer wear my Doctor Who scarf regularly.
  • Politically, I lean further to the left every year. (Sometimes, every day.)
  • I am less obsessive about my overall appearance, though I am still a gorgeous specimen of the male physique.

7 Ways Age and Experience Haven't Changed Me

  • I am a major procrastinator. (Hello, dissertation!)
  • I don't like to throw anything away.
  • I want to understand everything.
  • I am more articulate in my writing than my speaking.
  • I still like listening to the Beatles.
  • If I ever win/steal/earn a million dollars, the first thing I will buy is a house for my mother. OK, first I will build a home theater system, then I will buy a house for my mother.
  • What he said.

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Wikipedia Celebrates My Birthday, or The Me! Me! Me! Me! Meme

Here's how to play, courtesy of Lone Dissenter:

1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
3. Choose three events that happened on your birthday.
4. Choose two important birthdays and one interesting death.

My birthday is June 20.

EVENTS
1214 - University of Oxford receives its charter.
1837 - Queen Victoria succeeds to the British throne.
1977 - Oil begins to flow through the Trans-Alaska Pipeline System (TAPS).

BIRTHS
1942 - Brian Wilson, American popular music composer and singer; founder of The Beach Boys
1967 - Nicole Kidman, Australian actress

DEATHS
1947 - Bugsy Siegel, American gangster (whacked)

Cards and gifts acknowledging these important milestones will be accepted by me year-round.

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9.08.2006

Star Date


What is it about this low-budget ratings disaster that we continue to find so compelling, now 40 years after its inauspicious debut? In my class this morning, we were talking about H.G. Wells and his bleak views of human development. The social historian in Wells' didn't see much in our future to look forward to, whether it be an underground society of cannibals or a civilization under the continual shadow of nuclear weaponry (Wells anticipated the use of atomic power for destructive purposes by nearly 25 years.). I'm using his novel, War of the Worlds, as the introductory text to a class I'm teaching on terrorism. Though many of his 1898 readers considered the existence of Martians a real possibility, his novel is more a critique of his government's colonialism than a gripping fantasy adventure (Spielberg updated this critique when he adapted the novel in 2005.).

Star Trek, like most science fiction, employs the fantastic as a means of examining the present day. Though its narrative techniques may now seem somewhat quaint (who can forget Kirk's visit to the Planet of the Nazis?), Trek's vision of the future was, unlike Wells', ultimately utopian: gleaming starships, racial harmony, and green-skinned babes. The unspoken assumption was that our future, our destiny, was one of exploration and education.

The best science-fiction program on television today paints a sterner, starker view of the human adventure, one in which the distinction between fighting your enemy, becoming your enemy, and creating your own enemy is, at best, fuzzy. But even in a terrorist age, Trek retains its mythic power. Students of mine who have never seen an episode know Kirk and Spock and recognize the Enterprise. The cynical side of me would say that this is due to unrelenting capitalist marketing, but this cannot entirely account for the presence of Star Trek in our cultural consciousness (Comedy Central roasts notwithstanding).

Though we may have far to go in terms of space exploration, our everyday existence is populated by Trek technology: the personal communicator, digital data storage, portable computers. Trek has become a kind of cultural mileage marker: "They had this on the Enterprise!" We congratulate ourselves for matching the imagination of Trek's underpaid writers, while mocking its outdated special effects.

Subsequent attempts to update the franchise have been increasingly cynical and, to my mind, inappropriate. Deep Space Nine was the last inspirational Trek series, but even it eventually devolved into a story of shiny warfare. But the original series, in all its polyester glory, still stands as a lovably hopeful portrayal of our future.

Today, one of the most complex machines ever built sits on a pad, awaiting a new opportunity to
carry its 1970s hardware into orbit. In a few years, we'll start work on a vehicle that will take us back to the moon. NASA workers, like the people who regularly attend Star Trek conventions, may be misguided, and are frequently criticized. But they have at least one thing in common, something I saw myself when I visited the Kennedy Space Center: when they walk out of a building, be it a convention center or Mission Control, they look up.

Happy 40th birthday, Star Trek. May we continue to outdate you.

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9.02.2006

Books Read in 2001

After this, everything, including my reading habits, changed.

Total number of pages read: 12,542
Pages read in 1990: 7743
Pages read in 1991: 4870
Pages read in 1992: 5395
Pages read in 1993: 7568
Pages read in 1994: 4441
Pages read in 1995: 5417
Pages read in 1996: 4268
Pages read in 1997: 6890
Pages read in 1998: 6546
Pages read in 1999: 4324
Pages read in 2000: 8639

Star Trek DS9: The War of the Prophets by Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevens
Cloudsplitter by Russell Banks
Star Wars: Vector Prime by R.A. Salvatore
Louie Louie: The History and Mythology of the World's Most Famous Rock 'n' Roll Song by Dave Marsh
Paul McCartney: Many Years from Now by Barry Miles
The Night in Question by Tobias Wolff
Firestar by Michael Flynn
Star Trek: The Entropy Effect by Vonda N. McIntyre
Regeneration by Pat Barker
The Eye in the Door by Pat Barker
The Ghost Road by Pat Barker
The Terminal Experiment by Robert J. Sawyer
A Man in Full by Thomas Wolfe
Coming Through Slaughter by Michael Ondaatje
Red Dragon by Thomas Harris
The Best American Movie Writing 1999 edited by Peter Bogdanovich
Mefisto in Onyx by Harlan Ellison
John Glenn: A Memoir with Nick Taylor
Star Wars: Dark Tide I--Onslaught by Michael A. Stackpole
Reporting Vietnam: American Journalism 1959-1969
Flowers in the Dustbin: The Rise of Rock and Roll, 1947-1977 by James Miller
Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs
This Boy's Life by Tobias Wolff
Preston Falls by David Gates
Star Trek: Where Sea Meets Sky by Jerry Oltion
Slippage by Harlan Ellison
Star Trek DS9: Avatar (Book One) by S.D. Perry
Star Trek DS9: Millennium I--Inferno by Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevens
Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina edited by Kevin J. Anderson

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9.01.2006

Back to the Future


I don't know. It's a bittersweet moment. For one thing, it feels like NASA is taking two steps forward and 1 1/2 steps back. I would love to see another moon landing in my lifetime, but does that mean the shuttle program was just a 25-year engineering project? I think the final crews of Challenger and Columbia, at least, deserve better than that. Of course, the idea is that by 2015 the ISS will be completed and will serve as the way station between earth orbit and the lunar surface. But, increasingly, I have my doubts as to whether the station can be completed by then. And, as a commentator on NPR pointed out this morning, if anything--anything--goes wrong with one of the shuttle missions between now and then, the whole deal is off.

On the other hand, it's nice to see a story like this land on the front page of the NYT, among other newspapers, and to hear human space exploration become a topic of interest again. I hope we can get to the moon again, but, even more, I hope we're ready to stay there this time.

In other retro news, CBS, which apparently now owns the Star Trek franchise, has decided the orignial episodes need a CGI upgrade. While I find this mildly interesting and am curious to see the results, does anyone really think that this will change the way people feel about the episodes? I've never watched Trek for the special effects, something the execs at CBS don't seem to realize (although I always enjoy watching the bit where Sulu and Kirk blow the shit out of that Klingon warbird). On the other hand, the episodes of DS9 and Enterprise in which we get to see those old ships recreated in all their shiny glory with modern SFX techniques bring a certain nobility to the franchise's roots. But, really, does anyone care if the alien landscapes look more realistic or the music is less repetitive? Fans have watched those episodes for 40 years with few complaints and the best of those episodes have never been about snazzy effects. I can't help think that this is less of a gift to Trek fans than a cynical Lucas-like ploy to remarket a franchise that has never needed the help of a media corporation to become an international phenomenon.

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