10.25.2007

Hell Yes


My gods, this is brilliant. This book sells itself. I don't even care what's in it. I just want to display that glorious cover on a prominent shelf in my library, right at eyeline level, so that everyone who comes into my abode instantly knows that I am a man of wealth and taste.
Ladies, there can be no finer gift for your man than this. Fellas, your woman will never stop thanking you after you learn to apply the lessons of this essential text.
And they gave the fucking Nobel Prize to Doris Lessing? Puh-leeze.

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