The Wit & Wisdom of Hot or Not
A few years ago, when I was still enjoying the novelty of having an office with my own computer in it, I became obsessed with the Hot or Not website. So many people needing so much personal feedback! What was/is even more hilarious than the photos on the site, however, were/are the comments people write about themselves in order (I presume) to generate more "Yes" clicks on their personal info.
At one point, I thought it might be fun to create a "found" poem out of some random comments from the site, but I could never generate a collection of lines that sounded "poetic" to me. But last night I came across the notes I had taken from the site, and I present them to you now in all their unedited glory. See if you can do something with them!
(Fun game: Try to figure out if the author is male or female.)
Could it be you?
i will talk to N E one as long as they dont judge me. i am very friendly.
I am a GEEK!
I am visiting the state and I am here for business and pleasure but mostly pleasure and if you are lonely than e-mail me
I like to eat tofu ice cream, yum, and to listen to screamy bands.
looking for a guy that has bad pickup lines and pretends to like the beach and loves to talk :) i like my computer
I'm a pretty 21 year old goth boy in Manhattan, KS.
Hey! . . . I am not your typical gal.
someone let me know where to go!
Click "yes" for friendship!
Come on I am telling you i am a prince, look into my eyes, would i lie to you?
Hello, I like to do anythings that is fun and makes me happy.
hey, maybe you'll see me on TV.
My brother put me up to submitting my picture on here . . . So I did it to humor myself.
If your looking for a killer time, your going to want to press yes!
I just like to be me.
i hope to meet other males around here who are in need of someone also
Not looking for love
When I was little I flushed $100 down the toilet.
I love all kinds a fun shit.
i love relaxing because im an athlete and don't get much time
just say yes and we can go from there!
I guess I'll reply to every msg from just everyone.
I love making new friends on the net!
Show me straight men of any age.
At one point, I thought it might be fun to create a "found" poem out of some random comments from the site, but I could never generate a collection of lines that sounded "poetic" to me. But last night I came across the notes I had taken from the site, and I present them to you now in all their unedited glory. See if you can do something with them!
(Fun game: Try to figure out if the author is male or female.)
Could it be you?
i will talk to N E one as long as they dont judge me. i am very friendly.
I am a GEEK!
I am visiting the state and I am here for business and pleasure but mostly pleasure and if you are lonely than e-mail me
I like to eat tofu ice cream, yum, and to listen to screamy bands.
looking for a guy that has bad pickup lines and pretends to like the beach and loves to talk :) i like my computer
I'm a pretty 21 year old goth boy in Manhattan, KS.
Hey! . . . I am not your typical gal.
someone let me know where to go!
Click "yes" for friendship!
Come on I am telling you i am a prince, look into my eyes, would i lie to you?
Hello, I like to do anythings that is fun and makes me happy.
hey, maybe you'll see me on TV.
My brother put me up to submitting my picture on here . . . So I did it to humor myself.
If your looking for a killer time, your going to want to press yes!
I just like to be me.
i hope to meet other males around here who are in need of someone also
Not looking for love
When I was little I flushed $100 down the toilet.
I love all kinds a fun shit.
i love relaxing because im an athlete and don't get much time
just say yes and we can go from there!
I guess I'll reply to every msg from just everyone.
I love making new friends on the net!
Show me straight men of any age.
posted by Chazzbot at 3:36 PM
1 Comments:
"I love all kinds a fun shit."
How does one differentiate between shit that is fun and shit that is boring? Does fun shit remind one of Disneyland?
Post a Comment
<< Home